readableporn:
“ finding-luciano:
“ the-dwemereths-numidium:
“ westcountryadventure:
“ ocfos:
“ rainberrywarrior:
“ grovie:
“ tiqerboy:
“ elpiso:
“ spock-ho:
“ theoldness:
“bitch…omg
”
omfg
”
slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™
”
this...

readableporn:

finding-luciano:

the-dwemereths-numidium:

westcountryadventure:

ocfos:

rainberrywarrior:

grovie:

tiqerboy:

elpiso:

spock-ho:

theoldness:

bitch…omg

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

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You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

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This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

Zreblogowano od zonerz

antihelix:

twerkcircus:

meanplastic:

Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

jadedownthedrain:

spiderine:

hatingongodot:

beth-or-whatever:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

The female gaze can be completely inscrutable for men but here’s a quick and not-entirely-sensible diagram I drew while pooping to try and make my preferences clear:

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Sorry, let me make it more accurate:

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Pierwotnie opublikowane przez josscarters

You understand COMPLETELY

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Pierwotnie opublikowane przez chrishemsworth

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Pierwotnie opublikowane przez msjessicaday